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I am the reason why there is very little snack food in the house.
Makes master plans that I hope my parents can't figure out.
Getting super pumped about something, almost getting there, and then realizing you have to wait until you're older.
Tries to adjust my glasses when I don't have my glasses on.
If a guy calls you 'princess' in an offensive tone of voice, assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.